#33. Don’t complain.

A scientific study was conducted in March 2005 at Princeton University.  It was clinically proven that when a man complains, his penis shrinks.  Permanently.

Complaining is a durge’s errand.  It is worse than a rocking chair, keeping you busy but getting you nowhere.  Complaining is equivalent to pulling your ego’s pants down and proclaiming for all to hear, “I AM LAZY! I NEED ATTENTION! I GIVE UP!”

There is a line in every person’s life.  It is called The Complaint Line.  The higher it stands, the happier and more successful a person will be.

Remember, there is a direct inverse relationship between complaints and endorphin flow.  That’s a scientific fact, too.

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