Like cancer and bigger breasts, a new trend has sneaked into social biology; Mouth Yogurt. This unwanted accumulation of saliva in the corner of one’s mouth is the catalyst of a new type of socially unacceptable pruning. Upon realizing their condition, a typical victim may opt to rectify this oral intrusion by maneuvering the thumb and forefinger of their right hand into a ‘V’, pursing their mouth into an ‘O’ shape, raising the aforementioned fingers to their lips, and generously swabbing at this rogue saliva cum marshmallow matter. This action is one of the most unabashed, unsanitary, and ignored forms of public nastiness. Like picking your nose, it will be phased out and ostracized, as it should be.
Please, do not misunderstand. The picking of a nose is one of the great pleasures in life. It just happens to be that finger fits so snugly into nostril? Right… So to, removing scum from mouth is vital, but both can be executed in a discreet matter. Use a tissue. Use a napkin. Excuse yourself from the circle. No matter how you discreetly remove this foamy yum, you will save your friends from contracting whatever you have, as well as save face.